So I was at the park playing tennis with my friend and my brother, and then this asshole walks by and says, "Wow. What a gay sport." So I tell him "Your mom's a gay sport." So he starts walking up to me saying "YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, ASSHOLE??". So I look at him and say, "Your. Mom. Gay sport." So he trys to throw a punch at me and I dodge it(obviously saw it coming), I kicked him in the balls and whacked him in the head with my racquet.
He fell unconcious, so I packed my shit real fast and got out of there. Lol. No witnesses, thank god, but some guy might walk past the courts and see a dead Indian laying there.
In addition, here's a picture of my cock:
ngfan14
Did kicking him in the balls or hitting him with the tennis racket knock him unconscious? And your cock is beautiful.
mothballs
Hitting him in the head.
And thank you, I love my cock as well.