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Jerry the Chicken

Posted by mothballs - October 26th, 2010

So, after attempting to talk to a girl I found myself not as happy all the time. Like there was constantly something bugging me, a huge weight on my shoulders. Plus I was terrible at it.

So after fucking up enough times I decided to fuck around. I sent a message to the girl, and just enjoy the rest.

Each part is short, don't worry. It's just that I can barely fit much onto one page.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13

Additional pics:

Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3
Picture 4
Memorial pic (credit to Klobb17)

As always, enjoy.

EDIT: This is really old, I was out of my right mind at the time I made this. However I realized that it was still in my signature, so I looked at it again for the first time in a while and I almost pissed myself laughing. I wasn't a very good flirt at the time, but I sure as hell was funny.

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thenewbies 2010-10-26 20:54:13

Of course, there is a button on your keyboard called F11. And I'm sure there are Firefox extensions that take entire screenshots of sites.

Tycrane 2010-10-31 17:39:37

i see, she's a slut

mothballs 2010-10-31 17:39:37

In my school, a slut is a normal girl.

Irrelephant 2010-11-07 23:14:34

that's cool tell her i said hi

mothballs 2010-11-07 23:14:34

Indeed I will.

Sawke 2010-12-19 16:43:34

ROOOFL! wow she didn't find that funny? i would be pissing myself laughing. Someone needs a dark sense of humor.

mothballs 2010-12-19 16:43:34

Haha thanks, yeah I wish people like that had a good sense of humor too

OwnageGiy223 2011-03-01 20:39:27

<a href="http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=59">http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php ?post=59</a>

HMM THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR

mothballs 2011-03-01 20:39:27

I read that thing a while ago, I was pissing myself laughing. I read everything on that site as well.

James965 2011-03-01 22:33:22

Funniest shit ever.

mothballs 2011-03-01 22:33:22

^_^

Totalolness 2013-05-19 13:07:11

Sorry about your cock bro.

Jerry the Chicken

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