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Why haven't we had sex yet?

Posted by mothballs - November 11th, 2010


So I've decided to fuck around once again. It started off as a girl making a status saying, "Like this status and I'll write something about you on your wall. The wall post was made.

I don't want to spoil too much of it here, so here's basically how it went.

Also, while you're at it, you might as well have a look at this.

Why haven't we had sex yet?


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Noble attempt, sir. :D

Thank you my sir :D

i lolĀ“ed

:D

Filler

Lol, well, that could've gone better.

Yeah, wimminz dun liek meh D:

You have a pet chicken named Jerry?

I wanted him, but due to financial problems I couldn't.

AND THAT FUCKING BITCH WOULDN'T TAKE HIM >:(

Lame chat conversations belong on your userpa-

hohohoho

Your bravery's good. Can't get a woman till you can reach for the goods, son.

Also, I'm a 1337 poster now.

Good man.

GOOD MAN

I feel like your last response could have been stronger, instead you just gave up.

Hella funny though :)

Yeah, I already got verbally raped in school for it.

Oh well, gotta take some chances in life.

First mistake, having your profile picture be some dumb internet thing.

Fuck you, Bunchie is my father >:(

You, sir, have balls. Huevos Grandes amigo.

Many thanks.

hahahah nice.

:D

filler

I can imagine other people will look at that and thing something like "what a loser" or something to that effect.

I guess there's a certain way to talk to women then.

Why am I not surprised? Everything with girls is so complicated.