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Hai guiz.

I've decided, since Cancer gun was one of my greatest ideas for a flash to make a Cancer gun 2! I already made the intro and the beginning, i'll continue working on it when I feel like it. Until then, keep your eyes out for one of my greatest productions!

Also, big mens' dicks.

EDIT : : Clock day flash finished. I will start working on this now.

Ok, that fucking does it. I can't stand these assholes anymore. I'm going to war. I'm going to attack any member and do whatever it takes to get them killed. I just started with this guy "DannyPlatinum", who has been replacing his passed submissions with a clip of a guy getting his head sawed off. He's part of the duck division, and when I saw this I couldn't take it. I sent him this pm, also posted it on his userpage:

"The duck division is a piece of shit. You're complaining about newgrounds only wanting money, so you troll it and put disgusting videos on here. Oh, but that's not it. You hack moderators' accounts for more shit.

But it's a shame, really. A person who sits on a computer all day trying to fuck up a website. That's pretty much all you live for. You're existence is pointless, and you and your gay little duck division need to be shot down, burned and killed.

Not to mention that you are also fucked up in the mind. Your submissions get replaced with disgusting clips. I hope you realize that nobody loves you, which means that whatever you do is done for the worse. Even yourself, because the feedback you get from it results in the weakening of your conscience, which means you have nothing to live for.

I would highly suggest killing yourself. You don't have a purpose to exist and you might as well end it instead of rotting away on your computer, suffering with negative comments. We don't give a shit what you do, because it doesn't affect us in any way possible so you're wasting your time. You will be doing yourself good, believe me.

Like most people, if I found you in real life I would end your life as quickly as possible. And if you refuse, I would saw your head off slowly just like what you keep replacing your flashes with. I would have eliminated a threat to this website, even the world as well.

Keep that in mind. Have a nice day fucking men and sucking dicks, or whatnot."

The forums got killed, and I'm not letting the flash portal get killed. I'll do what I can...but I'm not putting up with this bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYr7Egy QnOk

CANCER IS LOL

(If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's about the story on my newest flash "DON'T WATCH")

God it was so fucking funny. After all the little girls showed their gay little animations, I went up, put up the file of the flash, and before I started it she said "is this your powerpoint?" So right after that I had to make a lame excuse. I just said, "Uhh, yeah, I had to export it onto a different program because it wouldn't save." She said ok (not a very intelligent person).

I just hit the play button, layed back on the chair and I couldn't believe I actually did it. Everybody gazed at it for 3 seconds and all started bursting out laughing. I did to. The teacher got so pissed off after she realized it was a prank, she just gave me a zero.

I'm now failing that class, but god dammit it was well worth it.

I watching you.

I found some hilarious ones. Even though I know half of you are going to reply negative about this, I'm posting them anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMiNRD T5IM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypZB2I FzkE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LyAmRG AN3U

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Sorry guys, but I have to include a shitty picture to this post like all the other ones, I hope u liek.

Holy shit. I just ate one McDonalds kid's hamburger, and all of a sudden I started throwing up violently everywhere. There was blood and acid all over the table, but it didn't stop. I kept on puking for 3 hours until I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. Nobody was home until night to help me, so I starting wrecking the house and breaking everything while I was vomitting.

When my parents came home they sent me to the hospital right away. The doctors say they're not sure how a single hamburger from McDonalds could have caused it. After a few days of testing, they found that I have cancer. One of those cancers that is uncurable.

Sorry Newgrounds, but I am going to die. I guess I will never get laid. :(

God dammit Ronald, if I ever catch you, I will kill you and stop you from ruining everyone's lives.