So I was at the park playing tennis with my friend and my brother, and then this asshole walks by and says, "Wow. What a gay sport." So I tell him "Your mom's a gay sport." So he starts walking up to me saying "YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, ASSHOLE??". So I look at him and say, "Your. Mom. Gay sport." So he trys to throw a punch at me and I dodge it(obviously saw it coming), I kicked him in the balls and whacked him in the head with my racquet.

He fell unconcious, so I packed my shit real fast and got out of there. Lol. No witnesses, thank god, but some guy might walk past the courts and see a dead Indian laying there.

In addition, here's a picture of my cock:

Not only Tom, but Luis, Mindchamber, Afro-Ninja, The-Swain, Krinkels and April. This kind of stuff makes me so proud to be from New York. I got some pictures(i'm the one with the NG t-shirt) and I got a picture of the card that was signed by Tom, Afro-Ninja and The-Swain(creator of Blockhead). I also including a picture of an apple because I have no idea how else to divide everything into one picture.

Ok, now that I said what I wanted if I do not get 200 comments or more I swear I will give Zerok aids.

Also pineapple LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Post all cock jokes here.

Everyone was going apeshit at gamestop so I went to wal-mart and they had 18 left! Heres my friend code:

2664-1778-8243

(My SSBB name is "ZEBRA" but when I fight I'm going to use the name "Mblls" so don't get confuzzled)

Went nuts. At me. First of all he was so fucking freaky he is in his late 30's and he is still living with his mom, so she was there with him. Me and my brother were just playing around while he kept staring at us, so when we put our hands on the bottom of the drink disposer his mom said, "Why the hell are you doing that? People eat there, you know!" So we said ok and when their order was called up(they were after us and ours didn't get called yet) I go, "hey, our order didn't come yet?" So thats when he goes crazy. He just blasts at us while picking up his food "WELL MAYBE YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN IF YOU WEREN'T PUTTING YOUR FUCKING DIRTY HANDS ALL OVER WHERE i FUCKING DRINK, SO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES HAVE ANY FUCKING CONSIDERATION FOR US?!?!" So thats when I say, "where the fuck do you think my hands were?" Then he tryed to startle me with a fake punch, so she was holding him back and I just stood there. Now the whole place was silent, and the people didn't even do anything about it!

This shit pisses me off. It really fucks me over knowing that there are people in this world with short temnpers like that.

It's the coolest thing ever. It kicks the Xbox 360's ass! I can even play PS2 games on it from the version I got. Heres a list of games I got for it so far:

Heavenly Sword
Assasain's Creed
Smackdown! vs. Raw 2008
Motor Storm

Well, that's it, but I will update this post every time I get a new game. 9!n3499135

Omg my cat shat all over the stereo and i tryed to punish it but the ASPSA shoved a plunger up my ass soooo far that i couldn't breathe and they gave the cat cookies and milk with my dead body as a side dish

I raped a tissure last night. It felt delicious.

OMG IM PUKING ALL OVER TEH PLACE PLZZZZ TELL WHAT I MUST DO OMG ITS COMING OUT AGAIN *BLEARCH!!!* *BLEEAAARRGH!!!!!!* OH GOD I FEEL SOOOOO DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!11ONE!!!!!!ELEVEN!! OMG PLZZZZ I DONT WANNA DIE I DIDN'T FUCK A GIRL YET I NEE-*BLEAARRGGGH!!!1* *BLEARRGGHH!!!*